The Stuffed Run Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Sampson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sampson's stadium. Only over Sampson.
- Sampson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
85%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sampson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.