The Hamstring Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- A mysterious flag erases Raridon's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Raridon drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.