The Blocking Assignment Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Raridon is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Raridon, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.