The Blocking Assignment Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- A mysterious flag erases Raridon's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Raridon catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
74%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Raridon, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.