The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- The broadcast shows Raridon on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Raridon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Raridon scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.