The Snap Count Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Raridon on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Raridon's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.