The Invisible Route Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Raridon's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.