The Phantom Flag Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Raridon catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
82%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Raridon drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.