The Snap Count Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Raridon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.