The Blocking Assignment Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Raridon's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
81%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Raridon drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.