The Invisible Route Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Raridon gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Raridon's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.