The Chip-and-Release Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Raridon is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Raridon drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.