The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Raridon catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
88%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Raridon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.