The Invisible Route Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Raridon has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
80%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Raridon's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Rhamondre Stevenson
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.