The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- The broadcast shows Raridon on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Raridon, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.