The Chip-and-Release Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Raridon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Raridon, Raridon, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.