The Blocking Assignment Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Raridon's stadium. Only over Raridon.
77%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Raridon drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.