The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Raridon, that's a flag." Raridon: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
81%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Raridon drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.