The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Raridon's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
80%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Raridon, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- A.J. Brown
- Brock Bowers
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- Colston Loveland
- TreVeyon Henderson
- Tyler Warren
- Rhamondre Stevenson
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.