The Blocking Assignment Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Raridon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Raridon's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.