The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Raridon's stadium. Only over Raridon.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
89%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Raridon drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.