The Inch-Short Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Ayomanor is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Ayomanor scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.