The Hamstring Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Ayomanor's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Ayomanor was due a breakout.
76%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ayomanor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.