The Shadow Coverage Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ayomanor tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ayomanor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.