The Snap Count Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ayomanor gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ayomanor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.