The Shadow Coverage Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Ayomanor will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ayomanor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.