The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- A mysterious flag erases Ayomanor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ayomanor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.