The Butter-Finger Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“The broadcast shows Ayomanor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ayomanor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ayomanor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.