The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ayomanor runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
90%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ayomanor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.