The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Sarratt is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
74%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sarratt's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.