The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Ref: "Number Sarratt, that's a flag." Sarratt: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Sarratt's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sarratt drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.