The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sarratt, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.