The Dropped Pass Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Sarratt drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
87%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sarratt drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.