The Inch-Short Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Sarratt, Sarratt, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.