The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Sarratt is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
76%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sarratt's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.