The Phantom Flag Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Sarratt tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sarratt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.