The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sarratt's stadium. Only over Sarratt.
- Sarratt gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
75%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sarratt drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.