The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sarratt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.