The Mystery Tweak Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sarratt, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.