The Shadow Coverage Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Ref: "Number Sarratt, that's a flag." Sarratt: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Sarratt scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.