The Inch-Short Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sarratt's stadium. Only over Sarratt.
- Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sarratt's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.