The Butter-Finger Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Sarratt's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sarratt's stadium. Only over Sarratt.
- Sarratt drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
76%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sarratt, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.