The Mystery Tweak Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Ref: "Number Sarratt, that's a flag." Sarratt: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Sarratt gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
78%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sarratt's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.