The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sarratt's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.