The Snap Count Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- A mysterious flag erases Sarratt's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
79%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Sarratt scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.