The Hamstring Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Sarratt gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sarratt's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.