The Late Scratch Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sarratt, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.