The Phantom Holding Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sarratt drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.