The Late Scratch Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Egbuka, Egbuka, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.