The Inch-Short Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- A mysterious flag erases Egbuka's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Egbuka's stadium. Only over Egbuka.
77%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Egbuka scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.